No, not everyone loves the festive atmosphere of the end of the year. There are even some who can’t stand the holiday season and imagine that we know their astrological signs.
The Advent calendars on the supermarket shelves invariably make them groan, the luminous decorations in the streets give them pimples, the sound of the bells gives them palpitations, and don’t talk to them about the Christmas tree. While some star signs are the most over-the-top at Christmas in terms of just about everything, others just tolerate yet another Christmas album. We give you the exclusive list of the three signs that are intolerant or even allergic to the magic of Christmas.
VIRGO: ORGANIZATIONAL PANIC
Of all the astrological signs, Virgo is he who has served in his blood. Born during the time of grain sorting and the return to school, the natives of Virgo are helpful and organized. Sometimes a little too much. They are so willing to help others that we too often take their kindness for granted. When this is not the case, their perfectionism and their reluctance to delegate sometimes cause them to take the brunt of the mental burden on their own shoulders. So yes, inevitably, they are the ones who think in advance of the gifts (and who wrap them), the decoration, the New Year’s Eve menu, the cookies, the annual gingerbread house… In short, with a thousand details, they make Christmas a magical holiday for their loved ones. Since Christmas and the stressed temper of helpful Virgos rarely mix.
CAPRICORN: SAVINGS FIRST
If someone says “Christmas” to you, you may think of glitter, mulled wine, and mushy TV movies. Capricorns, on the other hand, think of “money pit and budget challenge”. It’s not that they don’t like to have fun and aren’t sensitive to the magic of Christmas, but it costs them. Literally: their energy, their time, and above all their precious savings. However, you may tell us, it is a sign of the Christmas and New Year period. But the real sign of Christmas is that of its anticipation: the joyful and excessive Sagittarius. Capricorn is all about pragmatism and responsibility: in short, post-holiday austerity. His planet is the austere Saturn, the one that sets the rules and distributes the pitfalls (of Christmas) to make us grow. She is definitely more “Père Fouettard” than “Santa Claus”. As an astrological consequence of all this, the natives of Capricorn and their fear of missing out apprehend this hole in their forecast budget over twenty years each year. To spread the expenses, they are the type to start in July. And don’t talk to them about the New Year.
AQUARIUS: THE ANTI-CAPITALIST OF THE ASTRO SIGNS
The natives of the amphora sign are born under the influence of Uranus. The planet of change is often considered the visionary and the rebel of the sky. Imagine the star leaning over the cradle of Aquarius to give them their eccentricity, the critical and protesting spirit but above all the need for the commitment that corresponds to their ideals. It is more difficult for these assumed utopians to ignore their values, even at Christmas. They struggle to appreciate the holidays and think only of the ethical cost of this end of the year, animal suffering, and the human and ecological consequences of overconsumption. Disadvantage: they self-censor a lot during the holidays. So as not to trigger yet another family dispute over foie gras toast. Advantage, they are the ones who campaign with their families for a vegetarian Christmas menu, second-hand gifts, or reusable fabric packaging. Advice to relatives of Aquarius: check if these flakes are biodegradable before scattering them on the Christmas Eve table.